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Bullseye

Bad Day

Bullseye

Persistent Bad Luck & Taking the Fall

Meet Bullseye, your Bad Day companion because Everyone Can Have a Bad Day.

“Taking the hits so you don't have to.”

Dossier

Dossier

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The soul-crushing feeling that no matter how hard you prepare, life always finds a way to derail you. Constantly being the person who takes the fall or gets blamed when group or family dynamics go wrong. Experiencing a chain reaction of unfortunate events so persistent that you start dreading every day.
Personality
Meet Bullseye. He doesn't just stumble occasionally—he lives under a persistent dark cloud where life uses him for target practice. No matter how carefully he plans or how hard he prepares, the universe finds a way to throw a wrench into his efforts. He’s the scapegoat who takes the blame for team failures and carries the exhausting weight of chronic bad luck.

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