Bad Day · Wave 1
Poohison
[ line not written yet ]
Cette partie n’a pas encore de version en Français — ce que vous lisez ci-dessous est l’original en anglais.
Missing: A bio for Poohison — both the role and the line are still emptyWaiting on: Character copy (of 25 characters, only 2 have a role and a line so far)
Dossier
Trigger, personality, companion, Spook-O-Meter. Anything in square brackets has not been written, rather than written and hidden.
Dossier
- Triggerthe small thing that sets them off
- [ Trigger not written yet ]
- Personality
- [ Personality not written yet ]
- Pairs with
- [ Pairings not decided yet ]
- Spook-O-Meter
- Creepiness[ Not rated yet ]
- Cuteness[ Not rated yet ]
Anything in square brackets has not been written yet. We show the gap instead of hiding the row: a dossier that looks finished is how an unwritten one survives to launch.
Spook-O-Meter
A whole-number scale from 1 to 5. Never rated andrated 1 are different things, so an unrated dimension lights no cells at all and reads “Not rated” rather than 0.
- Creepiness
- Not rated
- Cuteness
- Not rated
The third dimension’s name can only come from the character’s own data (extra_stat_name). No name, no third dimension — we will not invent one on the character’s behalf.
Occasions
Which occasions this character suits depends on character.gift_fit, and that column cannot be read yet. So what follows is the site-wide occasion index, not a match for this character.
Missing: Occasion fit for Poohison (gift_fit)Waiting on: Until the catalogue service reads gift_fit, this cannot say “good for birthdays” — that would be invented.
Evidence
Where every statement on this page comes from, and which ones have no source yet. This section will not say “we care deeply about quality” — that carries no information.
| Item | Status | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Character record | Yes | Database · read-only transaction with a tenant predicate |
| Character ↔ product mapping | Yes | A hand-confirmed mapping, matching 2 products |
| Image source label | Not registered | Whether a picture is a photograph or a render has to be registered per image (V1 / V5). This one is not registered, so no "Photo" or "3D render" label is shown — a guessed label is worse than none. |
| Safety test reports | None at all | Each one gets its number and date posted as it arrives. Current status on quality & safety. |
| Drops and delay records | No data | The drop calendar is not wired in. With no date we write no date, and no “coming soon” either. |
Where it sits
Where Poohison sits in this series.
Bad Day · Wave 18 registered · 8 on the roster
There is no “you have collected 0/8” here — we do not know which ones you own (that would take order history), and printing a 0 would assert on your behalf that you own none. There is also no countdown, no rarity tag, and no completion reward.
Buying
Price sits in the last section of this page on purpose: meet the character first, then talk about buying.
To buy one, use “See this one’s options” below it — Add to cart lives on that page. This page is a character profile, not a shelf. Payment always happens on the hosted checkout page; we never handle your card number.