Season 1 · Episode 12 · Act 3
2%
The next day. Batt’s battery reads 2%. The eight pop champagne. Toast’s alarm goes off; he turns it off and goes back to sleep. During the celebration Cable gets tangled in something — the camera pulls back: it’s six guys nobody has seen before.
How this episode moves
- hook
- Today’s Worst-Day Chart · No. 1 is empty (the chart jingle doesn’t play)
- turn
- During the celebration Cable gets tangled in something — the camera pulls back: six guys nobody has seen before.
- landing
- The six are wound into one knot, and one of them says, “…hi?”
Where this episode leads
Its destination on this site:
Go to this waveThis episode's destination is registered as “page”, which is not an item on the shelf — so there is no link to the shop here. Which product it should point at is a human decision, not one this page can make.
The other route: reaching the shelf by spec
This episode’s specs
- Occasion = gift_cheer_up
- Occasion = teen_birthday
- Theme = cozy_comfort
- Audience = adult
- Audience = teen
- Use = collectible
Filtered by Occasion + Theme + Audience + Use: 23 of 25 candidates matched on at least one dimension. Each carries a per-dimension verdict below, in three separate states: matched, did not match, unknown.
Dimensions actually used this time: Occasion, Theme, Audience, Use. Another 1 have no support today; each reason is given below.
The 25 products in the candidate pool are the ones that are on sale and already have a row in the enrichment table. How many products are on sale was not read this time, so “how many are outside this denominator” cannot be answered. Why it could not be read: This time only the candidate pool was read (products on sale that already have an enrichment row), not the total number of products on sale — the two have to be read in one query, because subtracting numbers read at two different moments gives a false difference. Until that number is in hand, do not read the denominator above as the whole shelf.
Matches on the shelf
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cozy_comfort” — it matches (cozy_comfort).
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “adult, corporate” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (collectible).
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (collectible).
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (collectible).
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “halloween_party, halloween_classroom, gift_cheer_up” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky, glow_neon” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen, family” — it matches (teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, halloween_party, kids_birthday, secret_santa” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky, day_of_dead” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen” — it matches (teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “collectible, gift” — it matches (collectible).
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “adult, teen, child” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “stocking_stuffer, secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
- Occasion: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece” — it does not match.
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “kids_birthday, stocking_stuffer, secret_santa” — it does not match.
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen” — it matches (teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
- Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “kids_birthday, halloween_party, gift_cheer_up” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece” — it does not match.
The 23 above produced 92 per-dimension verdicts in total: 57 matched, 29 did not, and 6 are unknown to us. Those 6 mean the product has no value on that dimension — which does not count as a mismatch, so it enters neither the matched nor the unmatched column.
Of the 23 above, the last catalogue sync showed 23 available and 0 confirmed unavailable. Stock comes from that last sync, not a live figure; matching and buyability are read separately.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
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