Bad Day · story
A bunch of things that are alive but having a terrible day. Each one carries the evidence of its own bad luck. They don’t comfort each other — they compete over who had the worse day. The result: while arguing about who has it worst, they accidentally solve each other’s problems. Nobody notices. The warmth happens by accident; nobody gives it on purpose.
How much of this line exists
- 24 planned
- 24 written
- 24 released
Three separate numbers, because they answer three different questions:Planned is the episode count on the season card,written is the number of episode rows actually in the system, andreleased is how many of those passed publication review and can be read. This page shows only the released ones.
How this line reaches the shop
- 24 released
- 0 name a product
- 0 readable in the catalogue
- 0 clickable today
The destination on an episode card is a page on this site, not the hosted shop. The exit to the hosted shop is a separate line under each card, and it appears only when three things hold at once: someone hasnamed a product on the shelf,that row can be read in the catalogue today, andthe shop front really is open to the public today. Which of the first two is missing can only be said on the episode’s own page; when it is the third, the card itself says so.
Of the 24 released episodes,not one names a product on the shelf, so no card on this page and no episode page ends with a link to the shop. What is missing isnobody has chosen a destination yet, not an empty shop. Which piece each episode is missing is spelled out on its own page. This step is a human decision.
How this line connects to the shelf
Every episode carries a set of specs. Those specs match the specs on products, and that is how it reaches the shelf — the join is the spec, not the character.
The denominator in the product column is the candidate pool: products that are on sale and already have a row in the enrichment table. A product on sale with no enrichment row is not in that denominator — it counts as neither tagged nor untagged.
The dimensions that have data on both sides and can really be matched today are:Occasion, Theme, Audience, Use. For the rest, each episode below says one by one why it cannot be used.
The 25 products in the candidate pool are the ones that are on sale and already have a row in the enrichment table. How many products are on sale was not read this time, so “how many are outside this denominator” cannot be answered. Why it could not be read: This time only the candidate pool was read (products on sale that already have an enrichment row), not the total number of products on sale — the two have to be read in one query, because subtracting numbers read at two different moments gives a false difference. Until that number is in hand, do not read the denominator above as the whole shelf.
Season 1
They spend a whole season competing over who has it worst, and find out that the one who loses is the one who wins.
- 12 planned
- 12 written
- 12 released
Episode 1 · Act 1
Still Time
The alarm didn’t go off. Toast toasts himself for breakfast on the run and makes it to the office door — it’s Sunday. He stands there, seriously weighing whether to go in anyway so the trip isn’t wasted.
- hook
- Today’s Worst-Day Chart · No. 1: Toast (a tiny crown on his head)
- turn
- It’s Sunday.
- landing
- A sock rolls out from under the door.
This episode’s specs
This episode has no specs recorded.
This episode has no specs recorded yet, so what follows is empty — what is missing is the set of tags saying what this episode calls for, not matching products on the shelf. Those are two different sentences.
No match was ever attempted: with no specs there is nothing to filter on. The candidate pool currently holds 25 products; they were not excluded, they were simply never asked.
- Occasion: 23 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Theme: 18 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Audience: 24 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Use: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 2 · Act 1
Where’s the Other One?
Sock searches the whole house for his other half. He finds four candidates: a dishrag, a glove, a stretch of Cable, and Chair’s fourth leg. He tries each one on, very seriously.
- hook
- Today’s Worst-Day Chart · No. 1: Sock
- turn
- He tries each one on, very seriously.
- landing
- The camera pans down to Sock’s own foot — he’s been wearing the other one all along.
This episode’s specs
This episode has no specs recorded.
This episode has no specs recorded yet, so what follows is empty — what is missing is the set of tags saying what this episode calls for, not matching products on the shelf. Those are two different sentences.
No match was ever attempted: with no specs there is nothing to filter on. The candidate pool currently holds 25 products; they were not excluded, they were simply never asked.
- Occasion: 23 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Theme: 18 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Audience: 24 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Use: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 3 · Act 1
Called It
In the morning Umbra says, “It’s going to rain today.” Nobody believes him. It rains in the afternoon and everyone gets soaked — Umbra too, because his umbrella is inside out.
- hook
- Today’s Worst-Day Chart · No. 1: Umbra
- turn
- Umbra gets soaked too, because his umbrella is inside out.
- landing
- He pulls out a notebook full of predictions that came true.
This episode’s specs
This episode has no specs recorded.
This episode has no specs recorded yet, so what follows is empty — what is missing is the set of tags saying what this episode calls for, not matching products on the shelf. Those are two different sentences.
No match was ever attempted: with no specs there is nothing to filter on. The candidate pool currently holds 25 products; they were not excluded, they were simply never asked.
- Occasion: 23 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Theme: 18 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Audience: 24 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Use: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 4 · Act 1
The Knot
Cable tries to untangle his earphone cord and only pulls it tighter. Chair comes over to help and gets tangled in. Chair says, with dignity, “I meant to sit here anyway.”
- hook
- Today’s Worst-Day Chart · No. 1: Cable
- turn
- Chair comes over to help and gets tangled in.
- landing
- The curtains start moving on their own.
This episode’s specs
This episode has no specs recorded.
This episode has no specs recorded yet, so what follows is empty — what is missing is the set of tags saying what this episode calls for, not matching products on the shelf. Those are two different sentences.
No match was ever attempted: with no specs there is nothing to filter on. The candidate pool currently holds 25 products; they were not excluded, they were simply never asked.
- Occasion: 23 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Theme: 18 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Audience: 24 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Use: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 5 · Act 2
It’s Fine, Still Works
Mug pours water for everyone. Eight cups — he runs dry on the third. He insists everyone’s cups are too big. In the end the other seven each pour a little from their own cups into his, and fill up his chipped one.
- hook
- Today’s Worst-Day Chart · No. 1: Mug
- turn
- He insists everyone’s cups are too big.
- landing
- The water stops just below the chip.
This episode’s specs
- Occasion = gift_cheer_up
- Occasion = gift_coworker
- Occasion = teen_birthday
- Theme = cozy_comfort
- Audience = adult
- Use = gift
Filtered by Occasion + Theme + Audience + Use: 22 of 25 candidates matched on at least one dimension. Each carries a per-dimension verdict below, in three separate states: matched, did not match, unknown.
Dimensions actually used this time: Occasion, Theme, Audience, Use. Another 1 have no support today; each reason is given below.
Matches on the shelf
Spacey-11All 4 supported dimensions matchedAvailable - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cozy_comfort” — it matches (cozy_comfort).
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Axed-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “adult, corporate” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Bullseye-113 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (gift).
Chaos-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Jitters-133 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Limbo-133 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (gift).
Lovesick-103 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Overload-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Salty-103 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Snap-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Solo-113 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Stuck-143 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (gift).
Axed-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Chaos-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “adult, teen, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Jitters-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “stocking_stuffer, secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Phony-122 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece” — it matches (gift).
Salty-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Snap-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Grinz-122 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “halloween_party, halloween_classroom, gift_cheer_up” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky, glow_neon” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Matcha-112 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, halloween_party, kids_birthday, secret_santa” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky, day_of_dead” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “collectible, gift” — it matches (gift).
Calaca-122 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “kids_birthday, halloween_party, gift_cheer_up” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece” — it matches (gift).
Burnout-141 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
The 22 above produced 88 per-dimension verdicts in total: 56 matched, 27 did not, and 5 are unknown to us. Those 5 mean the product has no value on that dimension — which does not count as a mismatch, so it enters neither the matched nor the unmatched column.
Of the 22 above, the last catalogue sync showed 22 available and 0 confirmed unavailable. Stock comes from that last sync, not a live figure; matching and buyability are read separately.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 6 · Act 2
I’m Not Going to Make It
Batt is at 1%. He delivers his last words, settles his affairs and divides up his estate. It takes six whole minutes. Still 1%.
- hook
- Today’s Worst-Day Chart · No. 1: Batt
- turn
- Six whole minutes. Still 1%.
- landing
- The will says: “Toast owes me a slice of bread.”
This episode’s specs
This episode has no specs recorded.
This episode has no specs recorded yet, so what follows is empty — what is missing is the set of tags saying what this episode calls for, not matching products on the shelf. Those are two different sentences.
No match was ever attempted: with no specs there is nothing to filter on. The candidate pool currently holds 25 products; they were not excluded, they were simply never asked.
- Occasion: 23 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Theme: 18 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Audience: 24 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Use: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 7 · Act 2
I Meant to Stand Anyway
Chair announces that no one sits on him today. Everyone goes along with it and stands. All day. By evening all eight have sore backs, and Chair lies down on his own: “Sit. Please. I’m begging you.”
- hook
- Today’s Worst-Day Chart · No. 1: Chair
- turn
- They stand all day.
- landing
- A ninth shadow sits down on him.
This episode’s specs
- Occasion = corporate_party
- Occasion = gift_cheer_up
- Theme = cozy_comfort
- Audience = adult
- Use = gift
Filtered by Occasion + Theme + Audience + Use: 22 of 25 candidates matched on at least one dimension. Each carries a per-dimension verdict below, in three separate states: matched, did not match, unknown.
Dimensions actually used this time: Occasion, Theme, Audience, Use. Another 1 have no support today; each reason is given below.
Matches on the shelf
Spacey-11All 4 supported dimensions matchedAvailable - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cozy_comfort” — it matches (cozy_comfort).
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Axed-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “adult, corporate” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Bullseye-113 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (gift).
Chaos-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Jitters-133 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Limbo-133 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (gift).
Lovesick-103 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Overload-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Salty-103 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Snap-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Solo-113 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Stuck-143 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (gift).
Axed-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Chaos-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “adult, teen, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Jitters-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “stocking_stuffer, secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Phony-122 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece” — it matches (gift).
Salty-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Snap-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Grinz-122 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “halloween_party, halloween_classroom, gift_cheer_up” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky, glow_neon” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Matcha-112 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, halloween_party, kids_birthday, secret_santa” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky, day_of_dead” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “collectible, gift” — it matches (gift).
Calaca-122 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “kids_birthday, halloween_party, gift_cheer_up” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece” — it matches (gift).
Burnout-141 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
The 22 above produced 88 per-dimension verdicts in total: 56 matched, 27 did not, and 5 are unknown to us. Those 5 mean the product has no value on that dimension — which does not count as a mismatch, so it enters neither the matched nor the unmatched column.
Of the 22 above, the last catalogue sync showed 22 available and 0 confirmed unavailable. Stock comes from that last sync, not a live figure; matching and buyability are read separately.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 8 · Act 2
Stand Back
Cloud backs into a corner so he won’t rain on anyone. Umbra walks over and holds his umbrella up to catch the rain — after a while he realizes it’s inside out, and all the water has been pouring onto him.
- hook
- Today’s Worst-Day Chart · No. 1: Cloud
- turn
- After a while he realizes the umbrella is inside out, and all the water has been pouring onto him.
- landing
- Both of them are drenched, and they laugh out loud.
This episode’s specs
This episode has no specs recorded.
This episode has no specs recorded yet, so what follows is empty — what is missing is the set of tags saying what this episode calls for, not matching products on the shelf. Those are two different sentences.
No match was ever attempted: with no specs there is nothing to filter on. The candidate pool currently holds 25 products; they were not excluded, they were simply never asked.
- Occasion: 23 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Theme: 18 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Audience: 24 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Use: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 9 · Act 3
Told You So
Umbra predicts, “Today all eight of us will have a bad day at the same time.” That day: alarm, sock, downpour, knot, spill, dead battery, collapsed chair — seven for seven. The eighth: his own book of predictions gets rained on.
- hook
- Today’s Worst-Day Chart · No. 1: Umbra
- turn
- Seven for seven. The eighth: his own book of predictions gets rained on.
- landing
- The last page of the notebook has a date written on it.
This episode’s specs
This episode has no specs recorded.
This episode has no specs recorded yet, so what follows is empty — what is missing is the set of tags saying what this episode calls for, not matching products on the shelf. Those are two different sentences.
No match was ever attempted: with no specs there is nothing to filter on. The candidate pool currently holds 25 products; they were not excluded, they were simply never asked.
- Occasion: 23 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Theme: 18 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Audience: 24 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Use: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 10 · Act 3
Who Had It Worst
The eight hold a meeting to vote on the worst of the year. They argue for the whole episode. Each one is busy proving someone else had it worse — because nobody actually wants to be No. 1.
- hook
- Today’s Worst-Day Chart · No. 1: everyone (an eight-way tie)
- turn
- Each one is busy proving someone else had it worse.
- landing
- The chart stays empty.
This episode’s specs
- Occasion = corporate_party
- Occasion = gift_cheer_up
- Theme = cozy_comfort
- Audience = adult
- Use = collectible
Filtered by Occasion + Theme + Audience + Use: 22 of 25 candidates matched on at least one dimension. Each carries a per-dimension verdict below, in three separate states: matched, did not match, unknown.
Dimensions actually used this time: Occasion, Theme, Audience, Use. Another 1 have no support today; each reason is given below.
Matches on the shelf
Spacey-11All 4 supported dimensions matchedAvailable - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cozy_comfort” — it matches (cozy_comfort).
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Axed-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “adult, corporate” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Bullseye-113 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (collectible).
Chaos-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Jitters-133 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Limbo-133 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (collectible).
Lovesick-103 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Overload-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Salty-103 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Snap-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Solo-113 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Stuck-143 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (collectible).
Axed-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Chaos-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “adult, teen, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Jitters-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “stocking_stuffer, secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Salty-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Snap-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Grinz-122 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “halloween_party, halloween_classroom, gift_cheer_up” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky, glow_neon” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Matcha-112 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, halloween_party, kids_birthday, secret_santa” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky, day_of_dead” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “collectible, gift” — it matches (collectible).
Burnout-141 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Phony-121 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece” — it does not match.
Calaca-121 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “kids_birthday, halloween_party, gift_cheer_up” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece” — it does not match.
The 22 above produced 88 per-dimension verdicts in total: 54 matched, 29 did not, and 5 are unknown to us. Those 5 mean the product has no value on that dimension — which does not count as a mismatch, so it enters neither the matched nor the unmatched column.
Of the 22 above, the last catalogue sync showed 22 available and 0 confirmed unavailable. Stock comes from that last sync, not a live figure; matching and buyability are read separately.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 11 · Act 3
The Chart Is Empty
They couldn’t pick one. The eight sit together, having solved nothing. Cloud has already drifted out of the frame; only raindrops are left.
- hook
- Today’s Worst-Day Chart · No. 1: — (empty)
- turn
- Cloud has already drifted out of the frame; only raindrops are left.
- landing
- A hand reaches in from outside the frame and pulls Cloud back.
This episode’s specs
This episode has no specs recorded.
This episode has no specs recorded yet, so what follows is empty — what is missing is the set of tags saying what this episode calls for, not matching products on the shelf. Those are two different sentences.
No match was ever attempted: with no specs there is nothing to filter on. The candidate pool currently holds 25 products; they were not excluded, they were simply never asked.
- Occasion: 23 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Theme: 18 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Audience: 24 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Use: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 12 · Act 3
2%
The next day. Batt’s battery reads 2%. The eight pop champagne. Toast’s alarm goes off; he turns it off and goes back to sleep. During the celebration Cable gets tangled in something — the camera pulls back: it’s six guys nobody has seen before.
- hook
- Today’s Worst-Day Chart · No. 1 is empty (the chart jingle doesn’t play)
- turn
- During the celebration Cable gets tangled in something — the camera pulls back: six guys nobody has seen before.
- landing
- The six are wound into one knot, and one of them says, “…hi?”
This episode’s specs
- Occasion = gift_cheer_up
- Occasion = teen_birthday
- Theme = cozy_comfort
- Audience = adult
- Audience = teen
- Use = collectible
Filtered by Occasion + Theme + Audience + Use: 23 of 25 candidates matched on at least one dimension. Each carries a per-dimension verdict below, in three separate states: matched, did not match, unknown.
Dimensions actually used this time: Occasion, Theme, Audience, Use. Another 1 have no support today; each reason is given below.
Matches on the shelf
Spacey-11All 4 supported dimensions matchedAvailable - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cozy_comfort” — it matches (cozy_comfort).
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Axed-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “adult, corporate” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Bullseye-113 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (collectible).
Chaos-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Jitters-133 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Limbo-133 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (collectible).
Lovesick-103 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Overload-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Salty-103 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Snap-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Solo-113 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Stuck-143 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (collectible).
Grinz-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “halloween_party, halloween_classroom, gift_cheer_up” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky, glow_neon” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen, family” — it matches (teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Matcha-113 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, halloween_party, kids_birthday, secret_santa” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky, day_of_dead” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen” — it matches (teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “collectible, gift” — it matches (collectible).
Axed-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Chaos-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “adult, teen, child” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Jitters-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “stocking_stuffer, secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Salty-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Snap-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Burnout-141 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Phony-121 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece” — it does not match.
Grinz-KC1 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “kids_birthday, stocking_stuffer, secret_santa” — it does not match.
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen” — it matches (teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Calaca-121 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “kids_birthday, halloween_party, gift_cheer_up” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece” — it does not match.
The 23 above produced 92 per-dimension verdicts in total: 57 matched, 29 did not, and 6 are unknown to us. Those 6 mean the product has no value on that dimension — which does not count as a mismatch, so it enters neither the matched nor the unmatched column.
Of the 23 above, the last catalogue sync showed 23 available and 0 confirmed unavailable. Stock comes from that last sync, not a live figure; matching and buyability are read separately.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Season 2
Not every bad thing is somebody’s fault, but every bad thing needs somebody there.
- 12 planned
- 12 written
- 12 released
Episode 1 · Act 1
What Did You Just Sa—
Wifi confesses his feelings. He gets as far as “I really like your…” and drops out. The other one waits three days. On the third day he finally reconnects and finishes the sentence: “…cup.” It’s Mug.
- hook
- Wifi’s one-bar signal flickers at the edge; he gets half a sentence out and cuts off
- turn
- On the third day he finally reconnects and finishes the sentence: “…cup.”
- landing
- Mug blushes.
This episode’s specs
This episode has no specs recorded.
This episode has no specs recorded yet, so what follows is empty — what is missing is the set of tags saying what this episode calls for, not matching products on the shelf. Those are two different sentences.
No match was ever attempted: with no specs there is nothing to filter on. The candidate pool currently holds 25 products; they were not excluded, they were simply never asked.
- Occasion: 23 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Theme: 18 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Audience: 24 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Use: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 2 · Act 1
I Knocked
Key opens the door for everyone. They all go in. He’s locked himself out. He knocks, and the eight inside look at each other: “Who’s getting it?” “You go.” “My leg’s broken.”
- hook
- Key, snapped in two, slides into the lock; the door opens and everyone pours in
- turn
- He’s locked himself out.
- landing
- The door opens. There’s no one outside.
This episode’s specs
This episode has no specs recorded.
This episode has no specs recorded yet, so what follows is empty — what is missing is the set of tags saying what this episode calls for, not matching products on the shelf. Those are two different sentences.
No match was ever attempted: with no specs there is nothing to filter on. The candidate pool currently holds 25 products; they were not excluded, they were simply never asked.
- Occasion: 23 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Theme: 18 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Audience: 24 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Use: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 3 · Act 1
I Was Only Trying to Help
Spoon helps Cable with a knot. Too hard. The knot stays; Cable is now in two pieces.
- hook
- Spoon, bent at 90 degrees, is jammed right into the knot
- turn
- The knot stays; Cable is now in two pieces.
- landing
- Each half of Cable gets tangled around something.
This episode’s specs
This episode has no specs recorded.
This episode has no specs recorded yet, so what follows is empty — what is missing is the set of tags saying what this episode calls for, not matching products on the shelf. Those are two different sentences.
No match was ever attempted: with no specs there is nothing to filter on. The candidate pool currently holds 25 products; they were not excluded, they were simply never asked.
- Occasion: 23 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Theme: 18 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Audience: 24 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Use: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 4 · Act 1
My Turn
Ticket waits in line for three hours. When it’s his turn, they’re sold out. The person in front of him was Lento (a crossover cameo).
- hook
- A half-torn ticket stub, No. 48; the line inches forward one square at a time
- turn
- The person in front of him was Lento (a crossover cameo).
- landing
- The number on the stub: 48.
This episode’s specs
This episode has no specs recorded.
This episode has no specs recorded yet, so what follows is empty — what is missing is the set of tags saying what this episode calls for, not matching products on the shelf. Those are two different sentences.
No match was ever attempted: with no specs there is nothing to filter on. The candidate pool currently holds 25 products; they were not excluded, they were simply never asked.
- Occasion: 23 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Theme: 18 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Audience: 24 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Use: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 5 · Act 2
Flicker
Bulb flickers all night. Everyone takes turns asking, “Are you okay?” He answers each of them in a different rhythm, and all eight guess wrong.
- hook
- In a dark room only Bulb flickers, and the rhythm keeps changing
- turn
- He answers each of them in a different rhythm, and all eight guess wrong.
- landing
- Note writes down the flicker pattern.
This episode’s specs
This episode has no specs recorded.
This episode has no specs recorded yet, so what follows is empty — what is missing is the set of tags saying what this episode calls for, not matching products on the shelf. Those are two different sentences.
No match was ever attempted: with no specs there is nothing to filter on. The candidate pool currently holds 25 products; they were not excluded, they were simply never asked.
- Occasion: 23 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Theme: 18 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Audience: 24 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Use: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 6 · Act 2
But I Wrote It Down
Note writes six reminders about the meeting. All six get swept up as trash. On meeting day he’s the only one who shows up.
- hook
- Six curling sticky notes stuck in six places, the glue already dry
- turn
- All six get swept up as trash.
- landing
- The seventh one floats away.
This episode’s specs
- Occasion = corporate_party
- Occasion = gift_cheer_up
- Occasion = gift_coworker
- Theme = cozy_comfort
- Audience = adult
- Use = gift
Filtered by Occasion + Theme + Audience + Use: 22 of 25 candidates matched on at least one dimension. Each carries a per-dimension verdict below, in three separate states: matched, did not match, unknown.
Dimensions actually used this time: Occasion, Theme, Audience, Use. Another 1 have no support today; each reason is given below.
Matches on the shelf
Spacey-11All 4 supported dimensions matchedAvailable - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cozy_comfort” — it matches (cozy_comfort).
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Axed-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “adult, corporate” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Bullseye-113 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (gift).
Chaos-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Jitters-133 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Limbo-133 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (gift).
Lovesick-103 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Overload-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Salty-103 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Snap-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Solo-113 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Stuck-143 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (gift).
Axed-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Chaos-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “adult, teen, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Jitters-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “stocking_stuffer, secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Phony-122 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece” — it matches (gift).
Salty-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Snap-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Grinz-122 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “halloween_party, halloween_classroom, gift_cheer_up” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky, glow_neon” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Matcha-112 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, halloween_party, kids_birthday, secret_santa” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky, day_of_dead” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “collectible, gift” — it matches (gift).
Calaca-122 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker” and this product is tagged “kids_birthday, halloween_party, gift_cheer_up” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece” — it matches (gift).
Burnout-141 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
The 22 above produced 88 per-dimension verdicts in total: 56 matched, 27 did not, and 5 are unknown to us. Those 5 mean the product has no value on that dimension — which does not count as a mismatch, so it enters neither the matched nor the unmatched column.
Of the 22 above, the last catalogue sync showed 22 available and 0 confirmed unavailable. Stock comes from that last sync, not a live figure; matching and buyability are read separately.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 7 · Act 3
Two Sides
The six new ones sit on one side, the eight old ones on the other. A line down the middle. Both sides start competing over who has it worse, for the whole episode, and nobody crosses the line.
- hook
- A clear line down the middle of the room, a row on each side, nobody moving
- turn
- Both sides compete over who has it worse, for the whole episode, and nobody crosses the line.
- landing
- Toast stands up.
This episode’s specs
- Occasion = corporate_party
- Occasion = gift_cheer_up
- Theme = cozy_comfort
- Audience = adult
- Audience = teen
- Use = collectible
Filtered by Occasion + Theme + Audience + Use: 23 of 25 candidates matched on at least one dimension. Each carries a per-dimension verdict below, in three separate states: matched, did not match, unknown.
Dimensions actually used this time: Occasion, Theme, Audience, Use. Another 1 have no support today; each reason is given below.
Matches on the shelf
Spacey-11All 4 supported dimensions matchedAvailable - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cozy_comfort” — it matches (cozy_comfort).
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Axed-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “adult, corporate” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Bullseye-113 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (collectible).
Chaos-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Jitters-133 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Limbo-133 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (collectible).
Lovesick-103 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Overload-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Salty-103 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Snap-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Solo-113 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Stuck-143 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (collectible).
Grinz-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “halloween_party, halloween_classroom, gift_cheer_up” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky, glow_neon” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen, family” — it matches (teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Matcha-113 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, halloween_party, kids_birthday, secret_santa” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky, day_of_dead” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen” — it matches (teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “collectible, gift” — it matches (collectible).
Axed-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Chaos-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “adult, teen, child” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Jitters-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “stocking_stuffer, secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Salty-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Snap-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult, teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Burnout-141 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Phony-121 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece” — it does not match.
Grinz-KC1 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “kids_birthday, stocking_stuffer, secret_santa” — it does not match.
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, teen” — it matches (teen).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Calaca-121 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “kids_birthday, halloween_party, gift_cheer_up” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult, teen” and this product is tagged “child, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece” — it does not match.
The 23 above produced 92 per-dimension verdicts in total: 57 matched, 29 did not, and 6 are unknown to us. Those 6 mean the product has no value on that dimension — which does not count as a mismatch, so it enters neither the matched nor the unmatched column.
Of the 23 above, the last catalogue sync showed 23 available and 0 confirmed unavailable. Stock comes from that last sync, not a live figure; matching and buyability are read separately.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 8 · Act 3
One Sock
Toast crosses the line and hands Ticket a sock — not a matching one, but a clean one. Ticket takes it. Then he says, “What does this have to do with me?” Toast: “Nothing. It’s just all I had.”
- hook
- A clear line down the middle of the room. Eight on the left, six on the right. Nobody moves (caption: Day 7, still like this)
- turn
- Ticket takes it. Then he says, “What does this have to do with me?” Toast: “Nothing. It’s just all I had.”
- landing
- All fourteen go quiet.
This episode’s specs
- Occasion = gift_cheer_up
- Occasion = secret_santa
- Occasion = teen_birthday
- Theme = cozy_comfort
- Audience = adult
- Use = gift
Filtered by Occasion + Theme + Audience + Use: 24 of 25 candidates matched on at least one dimension. Each carries a per-dimension verdict below, in three separate states: matched, did not match, unknown.
Dimensions actually used this time: Occasion, Theme, Audience, Use. Another 1 have no support today; each reason is given below.
Matches on the shelf
Spacey-11All 4 supported dimensions matchedAvailable - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, secret_santa).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cozy_comfort” — it matches (cozy_comfort).
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Axed-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, secret_santa).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “adult, corporate” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Bullseye-113 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, secret_santa).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (gift).
Chaos-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Jitters-133 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, secret_santa).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Limbo-133 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, secret_santa).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (gift).
Lovesick-103 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, secret_santa).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Overload-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, secret_santa).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Salty-103 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Snap-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Solo-113 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, secret_santa).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Stuck-143 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, secret_santa).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (gift).
Axed-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, secret_santa).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Chaos-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, secret_santa).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “adult, teen, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Jitters-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “stocking_stuffer, secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, secret_santa).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Phony-122 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, secret_santa).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece” — it matches (gift).
Salty-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, secret_santa).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Snap-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, secret_santa).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Grinz-122 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “halloween_party, halloween_classroom, gift_cheer_up” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky, glow_neon” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Matcha-112 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, halloween_party, kids_birthday, secret_santa” — it matches (gift_cheer_up, secret_santa).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky, day_of_dead” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “collectible, gift” — it matches (gift).
Calaca-122 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “kids_birthday, halloween_party, gift_cheer_up” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece” — it matches (gift).
Burnout-141 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (gift).
Grinz-KC1 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “kids_birthday, stocking_stuffer, secret_santa” — it matches (secret_santa).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Matcha-KC1 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday” and this product is tagged “kids_birthday, stocking_stuffer, secret_santa” — it matches (secret_santa).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “gift” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
The 24 above produced 96 per-dimension verdicts in total: 58 matched, 31 did not, and 7 are unknown to us. Those 7 mean the product has no value on that dimension — which does not count as a mismatch, so it enters neither the matched nor the unmatched column.
Of the 24 above, the last catalogue sync showed 24 available and 0 confirmed unavailable. Stock comes from that last sync, not a live figure; matching and buyability are read separately.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 9 · Act 3
It’s Not My Fault
Ticket says it out loud for the first time. The room goes quiet. Then Spoon says, “Well, mine was my fault,” Cable says, “Mine too,” and the eight start scrambling to take the blame — more fiercely than they ever competed over who had it worst.
- hook
- Ticket grips the half-torn stub and says it out loud for the first time
- turn
- The eight start scrambling to take the blame — more fiercely than they ever competed over who had it worst.
- landing
- Taking the blame turns into a competition too.
This episode’s specs
This episode has no specs recorded.
This episode has no specs recorded yet, so what follows is empty — what is missing is the set of tags saying what this episode calls for, not matching products on the shelf. Those are two different sentences.
No match was ever attempted: with no specs there is nothing to filter on. The candidate pool currently holds 25 products; they were not excluded, they were simply never asked.
- Occasion: 23 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Theme: 18 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Audience: 24 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Use: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 10 · Act 3
Then Whose Fault Is It
All fourteen seriously debate who is responsible. Their conclusion: the alarm clock. Everyone unanimously agrees to blame the alarm clock.
- hook
- Fourteen of them in a circle for a meeting, an alarm clock in the middle
- turn
- Their conclusion: the alarm clock.
- landing
- The alarm clock goes off.
This episode’s specs
- Occasion = corporate_party
- Occasion = gift_cheer_up
- Theme = cozy_comfort
- Audience = adult
- Use = collectible
Filtered by Occasion + Theme + Audience + Use: 22 of 25 candidates matched on at least one dimension. Each carries a per-dimension verdict below, in three separate states: matched, did not match, unknown.
Dimensions actually used this time: Occasion, Theme, Audience, Use. Another 1 have no support today; each reason is given below.
Matches on the shelf
Spacey-11All 4 supported dimensions matchedAvailable - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cozy_comfort” — it matches (cozy_comfort).
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Axed-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “adult, corporate” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Bullseye-113 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (collectible).
Chaos-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Jitters-133 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Limbo-133 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (collectible).
Lovesick-103 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Overload-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Salty-103 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Snap-123 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, teen_birthday, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Solo-113 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Stuck-143 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible, decoration” — it matches (collectible).
Axed-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Chaos-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_coworker, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “adult, teen, child” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Jitters-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “stocking_stuffer, secret_santa, gift_cheer_up, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Salty-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Snap-KC2 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “secret_santa, stocking_stuffer, gift_cheer_up, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, adult” — it matches (adult).
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “prize, addon” — it does not match.
Grinz-122 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “halloween_party, halloween_classroom, gift_cheer_up” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky, glow_neon” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Matcha-112 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, halloween_party, kids_birthday, secret_santa” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky, day_of_dead” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, teen” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “collectible, gift” — it matches (collectible).
Burnout-141 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Theme: this product has no value on this dimension — so it does not count as a mismatch, it counts as unknown.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, collectible” — it matches (collectible).
Phony-121 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “gift_cheer_up, secret_santa, gift_coworker, halloween_party” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece” — it does not match.
Calaca-121 / 4 dimensions matched (the denominator is how many had support this time)Available - Occasion: this episode calls for “corporate_party, gift_cheer_up” and this product is tagged “kids_birthday, halloween_party, gift_cheer_up” — it matches (gift_cheer_up).
- Theme: this episode calls for “cozy_comfort” and this product is tagged “cute_spooky” — it does not match.
- Audience: this episode calls for “adult” and this product is tagged “child, family” — it does not match.
- Use: this episode calls for “collectible” and this product is tagged “gift, centerpiece” — it does not match.
The 22 above produced 88 per-dimension verdicts in total: 54 matched, 29 did not, and 5 are unknown to us. Those 5 mean the product has no value on that dimension — which does not count as a mismatch, so it enters neither the matched nor the unmatched column.
Of the 22 above, the last catalogue sync showed 22 available and 0 confirmed unavailable. Stock comes from that last sync, not a live figure; matching and buyability are read separately.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 11 · Act 3
A Note
Nobody fixes anything. The meeting breaks up. Ticket picks a note up off the floor — one Note wrote. It says: “You already tried really hard today.” He looks at it for a long time.
- hook
- The empty room after the meeting, one curling sticky note on the floor
- turn
- Ticket picks a note up off the floor — one Note wrote. It says: “You already tried really hard today.”
- landing
- He puts the note in his pocket.
This episode’s specs
This episode has no specs recorded.
This episode has no specs recorded yet, so what follows is empty — what is missing is the set of tags saying what this episode calls for, not matching products on the shelf. Those are two different sentences.
No match was ever attempted: with no specs there is nothing to filter on. The candidate pool currently holds 25 products; they were not excluded, they were simply never asked.
- Occasion: 23 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Theme: 18 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Audience: 24 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Use: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
Episode 12 · Act 3
In Line Together
All fourteen go and stand in line together. Ticket is first. He stands there a long time without moving forward. The thirteen behind him don’t rush him.
- hook
- A long line, Ticket at the front, thirteen behind him waiting quietly
- turn
- Ticket is first. He stands there a long time without moving forward.
- landing
- The line slowly moves forward one space.
This episode’s specs
This episode has no specs recorded.
This episode has no specs recorded yet, so what follows is empty — what is missing is the set of tags saying what this episode calls for, not matching products on the shelf. Those are two different sentences.
No match was ever attempted: with no specs there is nothing to filter on. The candidate pool currently holds 25 products; they were not excluded, they were simply never asked.
- Occasion: 23 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Theme: 18 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Audience: 24 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Use: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
- Size: 25 of the 25 products in the pool carry the tag, but this episode has no spec on this dimension yet. What is missing is a decision on the content side, not data.
This episode has no exit to the shop. Which piece is missing is spelled out on the episode’s own page.
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